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market-moving post.
Every official White House release and Trump post, watched around the clock and filtered down to the few that could actually move a price — sent to your Telegram with the affected tickers, the context, and the original post.
Watch. Filter. Alert.
No dashboards, no firehose to monitor. It runs itself in the cloud and only pings you when a post looks like it could actually matter to a price.
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Every Trump post and official White House release, checked around the clock.
Filter
It reads each post and drops the ceremonial noise, retweets and rhetoric — flagging only the ones that look genuinely market-relevant.
Alert
If it clears the bar, you get a clean Telegram message — the affected tickers and the original post, linked.
One message. Everything you need.
Scannable in two seconds, and it always shows you the original post — never a black box.
Catch what matters. Skip the noise.
A single post can move a stock in minutes, buried in a firehose of ceremonial messages and rhetoric that move nothing. We catch the ones that matter, score them against a backtested model, and hand you the original — so you're not glued to a feed all day.
No feed to watch
It runs in the cloud and pings you only when a post clears the filter — so you stay on top of what the White House actually said without living in the feed all day.
Noise-free by design
Ceremonial proclamations, political grievances, retweets, and coincidental name-matches get filtered out before they ever reach your phone.
Straight to the source
Every alert carries the original post, timestamped, with a link. We surface it — you read it and make your own call.
Relevance & confidence, scored
A model backtested on how past posts actually moved markets scores every alert — how market-relevant it is and which way it leans — so you can read the real movers at a glance.
We surface. You decide.
The Oval Updates is your filter for market-moving words from the White House. We catch the post, score how relevant it is and which way it leans against a backtested model, and always hand you the original — so you can read it and weigh it for yourself. The final call is yours.
Every official channel, watched non-stop.
Wherever the President and the White House speak — watched in one place, so you never have to refresh a feed yourself.
Every new post from the President, the moment it's public. Retweets and pure rhetoric are dropped.
Executive actions and written releases — the formal record, as soon as it's published.
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