Know before
the market moves.
The Oval Updates watches every Trump post and White House release the moment it lands, filters out the ceremonial noise, and sends a clean Telegram alert — the affected tickers and the original post — so you see what actually matters within seconds.
Watch. Filter. Alert.
No dashboards, no firehose to monitor. It runs itself in the cloud and only pings you when a post looks like it could actually matter to a price.
Watch
Every Trump post and White House release — Truth Social, executive orders, press releases — checked around the clock.
Filter
It reads each post and drops the ceremonial noise, retweets and rhetoric — flagging only the ones that look genuinely market-relevant.
Alert
If it clears the bar, you get a clean Telegram message — the affected tickers and the original post, linked — within seconds.
One message. Everything you need.
Scannable in two seconds, and it always shows you the original post — never a black box.
Catch the movers. Skip the noise.
A single post can move a stock in minutes, buried in a firehose of ceremonial messages and rhetoric that move nothing. We catch the ones that matter, score them against a backtested model, and hand you the original — so you're not glued to a feed all day.
First to your phone
It watches around the clock and pings you within seconds of a market-relevant post — so you're seeing it as it happens, not catching up to it later in a headline.
Noise-free by design
Ceremonial proclamations, political grievances, retweets, and coincidental name-matches get filtered out before they ever reach your phone.
Straight to the source
Every alert carries the original post, timestamped, with a link. We surface it — you read it and make your own call.
Relevance & confidence, scored
A model backtested on how past posts actually moved markets scores every alert — how market-relevant it is and which way it leans — so you can read the real movers at a glance.
We surface. You decide.
The Oval Updates is your early-warning system for market-moving words from the White House. We catch the post, score how relevant it is and which way it leans against a backtested model, and always hand you the original — so you can move on it the moment it lands. The final call is yours.
Three public feeds, watched non-stop.
Every channel the President and the White House post through — watched in one place, so you never have to refresh a feed yourself.
Every new post from the President, the moment it's public. Retweets and pure rhetoric are dropped.
Executive orders, proclamations and memoranda — in full, as soon as they're issued.
Press releases, fact sheets and written recaps of major announcements.
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